20 real cards from the Millennial pack

Millennial is about the decade where the jokes stopped being hypothetical. Rent, burnout, therapy, the redundancy, the hobby untouched for six years, and being lectured about work ethic by a landlord.

It lands hardest with a table in roughly the same financial situation, which is either very funny or quite a lot, depending on the week everybody has had.

Prompts 10 of 120

Nobody warned me that adulthood is mostly
Self-care for millennials is just with a candle lit
My generation's greatest invention:
What does my landlord spend my rent on?
Gen Z invented low-rise jeans again. Next they'll bring back
Avocado toast, oat milk, and . That's why I'm broke
My Gen Z coworker thinks I'm cringe for
Every millennial group chat eventually turns into
My generation was promised a good job. Instead, we got
I paid off my student loans just in time for

Answers 10 of 500

Nudes on a Razr
An o*** at a Holiday Inn Express
My landlord's new Tesla
The Oregon Trail's dysentery
Feeding the neighborhood cats
Realizing my generation's big win was Blockbuster closing
A chainsaw massacre
Ruining industries by being broke
Getting f******* at a monster truck rally
A sentient Game Boy

Those are actual cards, pulled out of the deck rather than written for this page. The pack holds 120 prompts and 500 answers. This pack is adults only, so the stronger words are starred out above. They are not starred out in the game.

That was 20 of 620.

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